Last year, in observance of Cinco de Mustache, we took you on a glorious walk down Multnomah's Mustache Memory Lane. This year, we present a handful of faculty with...
Mustaches We Wish They Had
After he lands you an interview for the perfect ministry job, Dr. Trautmann will make sure you are the most memorable candidate.
Being a Mel Gibson fan doesn't give you an excuse to emulate his facial hair. Furthermore, we still don't believe Dr. Campbell's stories about "aliens in his cornfield".
Nice soul patch! I think I heard somewhere that Dr. Hauff's facial hair grows this way naturally - the "General Burnside Cheek Beard", that is.
Contrary to popular belief, Vince Guaraldi is alive and well, working under an alias here at MU. Ask Dr. Katsion to play Linus & Lucy for you sometime and you'll know it's true.
The "after" photo of Dr. Paul "Magnum" Metzger after shaving his beard.
Dr. Stephen Kim is, quite possibly, the most versatile "mustacher" on campus. Observe...
... ready for a little swashbuckling...
... is it Hall or Oates that had the mustache? I can never remember...
... be afraid.
Fast-forward 50 years, and this is what Dr. Kutz (2nd Dan Black Sash in Hwa Rang Do) will look like.
Until next year, Cheers!
Check out past Cinco de Mustache posts.